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neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via ptssshhh-aaahhhh)

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

(Source: ihaveremade, via c0llateraldamage)

babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

(Source: 420dongsquad, via ptssshhh-aaahhhh)

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

(Source: videohall, via mollyandthezombies)

(Source: killtatum, via soupybeard)

Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

j5h:

getting attention means nothing if it’s not coming from the person you want it to come from

(via xtoxictears)

tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

(via icanmakeyourun)

idekhood:

dayumm that’s one sexy ass skunk

(Source: gemma-clifford)